Sex, Lies and Video Games
General thoughts, concepts, film and video game reviews and much more from the mind of ShawZy!
Wednesday, 18 January 2012
Gonna be a blackout tonight!
The 24 Hour Wikipedia Blackout against SOPA and PIPA has begun...hopefully it will stop the dubious legislation getting passed. But where will people get their dubious information from today?
Thursday, 10 November 2011
That's not a rhino...
Another classic BBC mistake... unless the western black rhino has evolved into some kind of horse in an effort to survive extinction!
Tuesday, 1 November 2011
Party Til You Puke - Andrew WK Drinking Game!
A friend brought this to my attention today;
The Andrew W.K. Drinking Game/Suicide Method
Step One:
Make a playlist out if the following tracks in this order:
Party Til you Puke
It's Time to Party
Party Hard
Long Live The Party
Big Party
Party Party Party
Step Two:
Drink a shot every time he says "party".
Now anyone who knows anything about Mr WK knows he loves to party. And he likes to sing about his love to party. So his songs feature the word 'Party' alot. Just to see how hardcore you would need to be to complete this, and because I was bored at work, I went through all the songs listed and figured out the 'Party' count;Party Til You Puke
Duration - 2.34
Album - I Get Wet
25 (Total)
17 (Andrew WK)
8 (Backing Vocals)
It's Time to Party
Duration - 1.30
Album - I Get Wet
16 (Total)
13 (Andrew WK)
3 (Backing Vocals)
Duration - 1.30
Album - I Get Wet
16 (Total)
13 (Andrew WK)
3 (Backing Vocals)
Party Hard
Duration - 3.04
Album - I Get Wet
75 (Total)
19 (Andrew WK)
56 (Backing Vocals)
Long Live The Party
Duration - 4.00
Album - The Wolf
33 (Total)
33 (Andrew WK)
Duration - 4.00
Album - The Wolf
33 (Total)
33 (Andrew WK)
Big Party
Duration - 2.45
Album - Close Calls With Brick Walls
36 (Total)
36 (Andrew WK)
Party Party Party
Duration - 1.58
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters Soundtrack
26 (Total)
26 (Andrew WK)
Plus 1 x Partying
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Duration - 1.58
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters Soundtrack
26 (Total)
26 (Andrew WK)
Plus 1 x Partying
The play list runs at 951 Seconds, or 15. 51
If you follow the rules (Take a shot everytime Andrew WK says 'Party' you will take 144 shots over the duration of the playlist. That's a shot every 6.6 seconds.
If however you take a shot everytime 'Party' is said, and the one occassion partying is said, not just by Andrew WK then your looking at 212 shots. Thats one every 4.5 seconds.
Good luck....PARTY HARD!
Wednesday, 26 October 2011
Wednesday, 19 October 2011
Tuesday, 11 October 2011
'They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time'
I was on facebook and in the ad bar at the side I spotted a very unusual item; 24 The Fragrance.
Now I've played 24 The Video game, read 24 The Book, watched 24 The TV series, worn 24 The T-shirt, even attempted the disastrous 24 The Boardgame...but to smell like Jack Bauer!? I thought it was a joke but some quick Intel from CTU revealed this is not an elaborate hoax but in fact a credible threat to scent!
If it's going to smell like JB then your limited to blood, sweat and semen...and Lady Gaga already has that planned for her own perfume.
Hopefully its one of those fragrances that last 24 hours...
Now I've played 24 The Video game, read 24 The Book, watched 24 The TV series, worn 24 The T-shirt, even attempted the disastrous 24 The Boardgame...but to smell like Jack Bauer!? I thought it was a joke but some quick Intel from CTU revealed this is not an elaborate hoax but in fact a credible threat to scent!
If it's going to smell like JB then your limited to blood, sweat and semen...and Lady Gaga already has that planned for her own perfume.
Hopefully its one of those fragrances that last 24 hours...
'I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is'
With the prequel to classic John Carpenter horror The Thing (1982) being released this week, also called The Thing (2011), I was slightly alarmed to read this story on BBC online;
The team plans to use a hot water drill to break through the ice to this underwater lake, one of many in Antarctica, to find what sort of life has been trapped and isolated from the outside world for thousands of years...
Great! They expect to find virus; that have never been encountered before. Have they not learned anything from movies? They could find some twisted alien. Or what if they find a frozen mega shark fighting a giant octopus and end up releasing that whole mess onto the world?!
When will people learn! Let's just hope they have Kurt Russell on stand-by...or Debbie Gibson for the latter.
Full story at BBC News
The team plans to use a hot water drill to break through the ice to this underwater lake, one of many in Antarctica, to find what sort of life has been trapped and isolated from the outside world for thousands of years...
Great! They expect to find virus; that have never been encountered before. Have they not learned anything from movies? They could find some twisted alien. Or what if they find a frozen mega shark fighting a giant octopus and end up releasing that whole mess onto the world?!
When will people learn! Let's just hope they have Kurt Russell on stand-by...or Debbie Gibson for the latter.
Full story at BBC News
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