Kinder Surprised! Egg The First

Onto the first egg. The anticipation of the chocolate treat that lays ahead is almost too much. The mystery of what the contents are cause my mind to go into overdrive. Will it be a kit to build? I hope so. What if it disappoints? I don't think I could deal with rejection from a chocolate egg toy. Do I already have it? On the basis there are 100's of possible toys that have changed over the years this is highly unlikely but not unheard of.

Tip: The weight of the egg is a good indicator of what is inside. Light and you're looking at a jigsaw. Heavy and its more that likely one of the models. Mid weight eggs generally produce a kit toy.


One thing you learn quickly about Kinder toys is they are mental on a level even the Japanease would struggle to comprehend. On the whole they are completely insane. I can imagine in some nut house in Europe brilliantly damaged minds are working on these tiny gems. And they out did themselves on this occasion.


At first I was confused. This isn't a toy. It looks like the hat you'd find in a cracker. Where is my toy?!?!

Each toy includes instructions and/or a bonkers picture showing all the toys in the series. The instructions rarely help and further increase the insanity. Example;

So...you inflate the bag and it becomes a rabbit ball that you can throw around or hang on a washing line with your socks...OK....

The inflated Kinder Rabbit in full; looking after tomorrow's egg!