Christmas Eve Procrastination

Since I have to work Christmas Eve I've been finding as many different ways to avoid work and get in the festive mood;

My Productivity

Since I finish work today for 2010 I thought I'd review my productivity for the past 3 months;

Run, before he finds you...

Would you rather....

Susan Boyle has been beaten to the US Christmas number one album spot by Taylor Swift...incase you were wondering

Photo courtesy of BBC

Ice to Meet You!

Since the UK is in the grip of it's own mini freeze I thought what better time to enjoy the icy quips of Arnold Schwarzenegger butchering the character of Mr Freeze in the dreadful Batman and Robin (1997)

Imagine all these lines delievered in traditional Arnie style:

What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!

Cool party!

In this universe, there's only one absolute... everything freezes!

Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well.
For it's the chilling sound of your doom

Let's kick some ice!

The Ice Man cometh!

Stay cool, Birdboy

Freeze in hell, Batman!

You're not sending ME to the COOLER

Mercy? I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy

And one line I totally agree with!

I hate it when they talk during the movie

X-Factor Final 2010

Ultimately the best man won; Congratulations Matt Cardle.

Quite like his winners song but I won't be buying it until after Christmas because I really want Surfer Bird to get to Number 1 this year.

Loving the amount of complaints aimed at how insanely hot Rihanna was. As Derek Smalls once said 'Nothing wrong with being sexy'.

An added bonus was Wagner on stage at the end. Couldn't have finished the show without him.

But the highlight of the final was definitely the return of Jimmy Carr Michael Jackson!

Michael Lewis; We Salute You!

Movie News! - 07/12/10

'A troubled husband and executive adopts a beaver hand-puppet as his sole means of communicating'

Mad Mel and a beaver hand puppet... I think we already have the film of 2011!

Wonder if someone thought; 'Mel Gibson is always putting his foot in his mouth. Let's make him speak through a beaver puppet to stop that happening!'

The Beaver (2011) is directed by Jodie Foster and set for an 11th February release date in the UK.

Possible tagline - 'Give your loved one some Beaver for Valanetines Day!'

Top marks for Aint It Cool news for the headline 'Mel Gibson's Hand Is Now In Jodie Foster's BEAVER!!'

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Just when you thought it was safe to go take a walk...you know 'A WALK'...MEGA SHARK is back! And this time he's fighting Crocosaurus!

I'm beginning to think the recent shark attacks in Egypt are a clever marketing ploy.

But the big(or mega) question is...did Giant Octopus survive? And who will he fight next?