Ice to Meet You!

Since the UK is in the grip of it's own mini freeze I thought what better time to enjoy the icy quips of Arnold Schwarzenegger butchering the character of Mr Freeze in the dreadful Batman and Robin (1997)

Imagine all these lines delievered in traditional Arnie style:

What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!

Cool party!

In this universe, there's only one absolute... everything freezes!

Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well.
For it's the chilling sound of your doom

Let's kick some ice!

The Ice Man cometh!

Stay cool, Birdboy

Freeze in hell, Batman!

You're not sending ME to the COOLER

Mercy? I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy

And one line I totally agree with!

I hate it when they talk during the movie